Month: March 2009

A hair-raising night: Six pack of stinkers, three of a kind

Posted by – March 31, 2009

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Granted, there were probably three notable performances on “Top Downloads Night” – Kris, Adam and Danny — but outside of those it was painful. More about that in a minute.

Without question, the highlight of the night had to be the new ‘dos donned by some of the Idols:

Allison: If you crossed Lucille Ball and Rod Stewart, that might give you an idea. I loved it. It was far better than her recent Mary Ann Mobley look.

Adam: Three different looks in as many weeks. On this night, we had the next generation of his “Motown Night” look. That shock of block hair was all slicked straight back. Think Pat Riley with a shot of Rogaine.

Lil: She went for the Natalie Cole wig … and I’m not sure it worked.

Scott: A definite improvement on his recent dandelion frizz. He moussed the sides back and gave the top a curly version of George C. Scott’s crewcut.

BREAKING IT DOWN

It appears some blogytes have been confused over the season rankings and how the weekly performances figure into the mix.

All you need to remember is the season rankings take all the finals performances into account, plus who is currently hot and who is not.

To make things run a little smoother, I’ll also start listing how I ranked the Idols on each performance night, starting with Tuesday:

Good: 1. Kris, 2. Danny, 3. Adam.
Mediocre: 4. Allison, 5. Scott, 6. Matt.
Boring: 7. Lil.
Bad: 8. Anoop.
Really bad: 9. Megan.

SEASON RANKINGS
Last week’s rankings in parentheses

1. (1.) Danny Gokey
Song: “What Hurts The Most,” by Rascal Flatts.
My comment: Great song choice for him. Danny’s at his best when he stays away from too much of the R&B influence.
Paula: “This where you thrive. You leave me wanting more.”
Kara: “You moved everyone in this room emotionally.”
Randy: “You brought it crazy. Keep your swagger moving.”
Ryan: “You were on a mission.”

2. (3.) Kris Allen
Song: “Ain’t No Sunshine,” by Bill Withers
My comment:
Has any artist grown more before our very eyes? Kris abandoned his guitar for a keyboard, and it worked. He has that uncanny knack of “making the song his own.” Let me be the first to say it — he could win this whole thing. He may wind up having broader appeal than even Danny.
Simon: “Your best performance so far. Well done.”
Paula: “That could the first cut from your album.”
Kara: “That is artistry.”
Randy: “Last couple of weeks you’ve been slayin’ ‘em, dude.”

3. (5.) Adam Lambert
Song: “Play That Funky Music (White Boy),” by Wild Cherry
My comment:
From my era (1976), so I was very interested to see what he would do with this song. To be honest, it wasn’t as good as his “Black and White” or “Tracks of My Tears” efforts in recent weeks, but it was easily one of the best of this mostly horrible night.
Paula: “True geniuses … Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler … and Adam Lambert.”
Kara: “Every week I cannot wait … to see what you will do next.”
Randy: “You are definitely in the star zone.”

4. (2.) Allison Iraheta
Song: “Don’t Speak,” by No Doubt
My comment: Not a great week for Big Red. A strange outfit, complete with a guitar. Great voice as usual, but I question her presentation. But the girl had great hair. It was like Lucille Ball met Rod Stewart.
Simon: “The outfit is like something out of the Addams Family. And you shouted the song.”
Kara: “The rock in you comes out, no matter what you’re wearing.”
Randy: “What are you wearing?”

5. (4.) Matt Giraud
Song: “You Found Me,” by The Fray
My comment: I love this band, but not Matt’s interpretation of this song. It was all over the place. No direction.
Simon: “I didn’t get it at all.”
Paula: “You aborted the things we love most about you.”
Randy: “It’s not you.”

6. (6.) Lil Rounds
Song: “Surrender” by Celine Dion
My comment: Lil’s slump continues. She’s fading fast.
Simon: “I found it quite similar to a wedding performance. Your personality is being sucked out of you.”
Paula: “I want to see the joy you brought before.”
Randy: “Not a good choice, but you sang it well.”

7. (8.) Scott MacIntyre
Song:
“Just The Way You Are,” by Billy Joel
My comment: It’s been several weeks, but I can honestly say I enjoyed one of Scott’s performances again, especially when compared to some of the efforts on this night.
Simon: “Your best performance by a country mile so far. And you’ve got the Ryan Seacrest hair.”
Kara: “I love the new look.”

8.  (7.) Anoop Desai
Song: “Caught Up,” by Usher.
My comment: A disaster, and to top it off, Anoop decided to disagree with the judges. I thought he was smarter than that.
Simon: “It was a complete and utter mess.”
Paula: “I loved the fact you went back to the playful side.”
Kara: “You kind of just played it safe.”
Randy: “You definitely picked up your swagger, but I’m not sure it was the right song.”

9.  (9.) Megan Joy Corkrey
Song: “Turn Your Lights Down Low,” by Lauryn Hill
My comment: What has happened to this girl? Has she gone tone deaf? Another miserable performance.
Simon: “The song was boring, indulgent, monotonous.”
Kara: “I think you’re in trouble.”

MOST LIKELY TO BE VOTED OFF: Megan should be, but Anoop could also get the boot.

IDOL THOUGHTS

I think Paula has been fertilizing her eyebrows.

Can you believe Prince is doing commercials for Target?

Did you see Mandisa in the house?

It’s nice to hear the audience boo some of the other judges besides Simon.

JUDGES SCORECARD

Simon: Our favorite Brit seemed to be getting a bit put off by some of the night’s forgettable performances. Score: 8.
Kara: She looked like Morticia Addams in that black dress. Score: 6.
Paula:
Really, could you interpret any more than about one third of what she was saying? Score: 2.
Randy:
Throw the Dawg a bone. I think he was suffering from Paula-itis. Score: 5.

Finals standings: Randy 33, Simon 32, Kara 25, Paula 18.

Season standings: Simon 166, Kara 133, Randy 113, Paula 111.

Judges championships
Semifinals: Simon
Hollywood Week: Simon
Auditions: Simon

It was Michael’s time to go; Who were judges fooling?

Posted by – March 26, 2009

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The roughneck from the Texas oil fields had gone as far as he could go.

This is the time of the Idol competition when each exit becomes almost painful, so even though Michael Sarver’s departure Thursday night was hardly unexpected, it was still tough to watch.

It was hard not to root for the roughneck from the Texas oil fields, but he had gone as far as he realistically should have on a season that is shaping up to be one of the deepest talent pools in Idol history.

Michael and Matt Giraud were the bottom two vote-getters (someone please explain to me what Matt was doing there), and it was so obvious who should receive the ticket home. But this is Idol, and stranger things have happened, so until Michael’s name was called, I was holding my breath.

Michael, Scott MacIntyre and Megan Joy Corkrey were obviously the bottom three following not only Wednesday’s performance show, but since the finals began. And America almost got that vote right. Scott joined Michael and Matt in the bottom three, but it must have been Megan’s strikingly good looks that kept her out of that trio.

If Matt’s name had been called instead of Michael’s, I’m convinced the judges would have used the save rule to bring Matt back – but we’ll never know for sure since it’s Michael who is gone.

WHO WERE THEY KIDDING?

The judges’ fake “conference” pondering Michael’s “fate” was really tacky. Who were they fooling? Was there anyone in America who believed they would actually use the one save to bring Michael back? They practically admitted the week before (when Alexis Grace was voted off) that they wouldn’t waste a save on Michael. C’mon, people. We are not stupid.

THE WEEKLY BEST

The top individual weekly performances since the finals began:

Week 3: Adam Lambert, Tracks Of My Tears
Week 2: Anoop Desai, You Were Always On My Mind
Week 1: Adam Lambert, Black and White

THE WEEKLY WORST

The worst individual weekly performances since the finals began:

Week 3: Megan Joy Corkrey, For Once In My Life
Week 2: Adam Lambert, Ring Of Fire
Week 1: Anoop Desai, Beat It

IDOL RATINGS UP

Wednesday night’s top 10 show drew a whopping 25.6 million viewers, up from last year’s 24.8. America’s favorite show continues to destroy all competition in its path.

SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME?

Below is an online poll from Entertainment Weekly magazine prior to Thursday’s results show concerning who will win this year’s competition:

Adam Lambert, 31 percent
Allison Iraheta, 16 percent
Kris Allen, 15 percent
Anoop Desai, 12 percent
Danny Gokey, 11 percent
Matt Giraud, 8 percent
Megan Corkrey, 4 percent
Scott MacIntyre, 2 percent
Lil Rounds, 1 percent
Michael Sarver, 0 percent

Most surprising to me was where Danny Gokey and Lil Rounds stood in the balloting.

IDOL THOUGHTS

Ryan reported that a record 36 million votes came in for the top 10 show.

The dreaded group number was much better than usual, but then again, I love Motown music. The way old clips of the Supremes, Marvin Gaye and others was used was especially effective.

You have to hand it to Scott MacIntyre. The guy is something like 95 percent blind, but there he was out on stage again taking part in the group number, not missing a beat or a hand wave.

Man, it was great to see Ruben Studdard perform again. The Season 2 champ brought back a lot of great memories from the spring of 2003 when American Idol won me over. No ensuing season has matched the entertainment that year provided — until now. Folks, what we are seeing this year could some day be part of Idol lore. This is a great, great Idol season … and we still have a long way to go.

I enjoyed the Joss Stone-Smokey Robinson duet. I’ve always been a Joss Stone fan and never understood why superstardom has escaped her.

I loved it when Stevie Wonder broke out the harmonica during medley.

Remember when the music industry’s biggest stars once shunned Idol, not considering it “worthy”? Those days are long gone, eh?

Lambert’s “Tears” deserves standing ovation

Posted by – March 25, 2009

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You never know what you're going to get from Adam Lambert, but we got greatness Wednesday night.

Love him or hate him, Adam Lambert remains the most anticipated Idol performer each week.

How far will he push the envelope? How much weirder can he get? What if he simply stayed within the box like he did with Michael Jackson’s “Black and White”?

Sometimes there is an intangible kind of comfort — and acceptance — inside that proverbial box. Personally, I can vouch for the comfort part of that theory. Acceptance can be an entirely different animal. But I digress …

Adam Lambert may have had his MOMENT with “The Tracks Of My Tears,” his contribution to the Motown Week theme. He got rid of the black nail polish, combed his hair, put on a suit and bore a striking resemblance to Chris Isaak with a touch of Elvis.

Lambert’s falsetto is what separated his performance from the others this week. It was perfect for this song, which was first immortalized by Smokey Robinson. Ironically, it was Robinson who served as Idol mentor this week, and even he gave Adam a standing ovation at the end.

Great night, Adam. And though I will never forget the way you ruined Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire” the previous week, I can now forgive you. You could have embarrassed yourself all over again — and believe me, I was prepared for the worst — but you turned in a classic performance.

THE BOTTOM LINE

There is now a distinct separation of talent in this competition. The top five in the rankings below — Danny Gokey, Allison Iraheta, Kris Allen, Matt Giraud and Lambert — have moved themselves from the rest of the participants. The only one among the bottom five who could intrude is slumping Lil Rounds, but for the rest — Anoop Desai, Meghan Corkrey, Scott MacIntyre and Michael Sarver — it’s only a matter of time until that ticket home arrives.

THE TOP 10

Motown Week normally brings out some of the season’s top performances, and Wednesday was no exception.

Updated Season Rankings
Tuesday’s theme: Motown

(Last week’s rankings in parentheses)

1. (1.) Danny Gokey
Song: “Get Ready,” by the Temptations
My comment: Honestly, not one of Danny’s most memorable efforts, but still solid and compelling enough to keep him atop these rankings. Anytime he’s on stage, he makes you feel good. That’s an intangible most performers strive their entire careers to capture. This guy appears to have been born with it. He’s got the voice, the energy and the “it” factor. That’s going to be a tough combination for anyone — including Adam Lambert — to beat.
Simon: “Amateurish.”
Paula: “A first-class performance every week.”
Kara: “I’m still a huge Danny fan.”
Randy: “You’ve got a dope voice. I love the energy.”

2. (2.) Allison Iraheta
Song: “Papa Was A Rolling Stone,” by The Temptations
My comment: It’s just so hard to believe Allison is only 16 years old. The kid amazes me every week. She has supplanted Lil Rounds as the No. 1 female in the competition.
Simon: “That was one of your best performances.”
Paula: “You are awesome, amazing.”
Kara: “Sixteen years old? America, you’ve got to vote for her.”
Randy: “That was blazin’ hot.”

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There's no reason to doubt Kris Allen as a serious contender.

3. (3.) Kris Allen
Song: “How Sweet It Is,” Marvin Gaye
My comment: I feel like apologizing every week for ever doubting this guy. What a talent. He gave this a James Taylorish spin but kept the Marvin Gaye influence alive. Tremendous.
Simon: “You have to start believing more in yourself.”
Paula: “It’s nice seeing you coming into your own.”
Kara: “You made your mark on this song.”
Randy: “You’ve hit your zone.”

4. (4.) Matt Giraud
Song: “Let’s Get It On,” by Marvin Gaye
My comment: Great, great, great. Great! Matt is now officially a contender for the whole enchilada. Marvin would have loved this effort. Absolutely loved it. This was a killer performance from the first few bars on the piano, to when he surprised us by removing himself from the keys and working the stage. Matt Giraud, ladies and gentlemen, Matt Giraud!
Simon: “You are one of the frontrunners now in this competition.”
Paula: “A sexy, cool vibe.”
Kara: “There are a lot of girls out there goin’, ”Yeah …’”
Randy: “You worked it out, bay-bee.”

5. (6.) Adam Lambert
Song: “Tracks Of My Tears,” by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
My comment: Nice comeback, kid. Instead of destroying a classic like he did the week before with Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire,” Adam paid proper homage to this timeless love song. That note at the end was incredible.
Simon: “The best performance of the night.”
Paula: “You have that instinct of surprise. You are exciting.”
Kara: “You showed artistry on that stage. Awesome.”
Randy: “Unbelievably hot.”

6. (7.) Lil Rounds
Song: “Heatwave,” by Martha and the Vandellas
My comment: I would have loved to have heard Lil pick an old Supremes song, specifically “You Can’t Hurry Love,” the selection Scott chose. “Heatwave” left me kind of flat. That’s two unspectacular weeks in a row for one of my favorites in this contest. Did she peak too early? (All that aside, she looked incredible — again.)
Simon: “I am dying for you to do what you did a few weeks ago.”
Paula: “It’s what you do vocally that feels fresh.”
Kara: “We need more from you. You were screaming in parts.”
Randy: “The front of the song was a little bit torture for me.”

7. (5.) Anoop Desai
Song:
“Ohh Baby Baby,” by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
My comment: Anoop lit up our world a week ago with Willie Nelson’s “You Were Always On My Mind,” but this song almost put me in a coma. Anoop — back on the endangered species list.
Simon: “You looked as if you were half asleep.”
Paula: “Your phrasing is … sweet.”
Kara:  “A pretty good job.”
Randy: “Turn it up next week.”

8. (10.) Scott MacIntyre
Song: “You Can’t Hurry Love,” by Diana Ross and the Supremes
My comment: Scott is simply not a pop singer. There’s nothing else to say.
Simon: “C’mon, Scott. It was not a great version of the song. It was completely the wrong song for you. It was a bit cheap. You are better than that as an artist.”
Kara: “I thought you brought tempo, but you took liberties with the melody … and the execution was not perfect.”
Randy: “I’m kind of agreeing with Simon.”

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Well, at least Meghan's dress matched the tattoo.

9. (9.) Meghan Joy Corkrey
Song:
“For Once In My Life,” by Stevie Wonder
My comment: I’m not sure what’s happened to Meghan lately, but she’s been terrible. She’s in serious jeopardy of leaving the show. The good news is her dress matched her tattoo.
Simon: “It was horrible.”
Paula: “This was not the right song for you. It was very confusing.”
Kara: “This was all over the place.”
Randy: “It was a train wreck.”

10. (11.) Michael Sarver
Song: “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg,” by the Temptations
My comment: Michael said Idol is the greatest show on the face of the earth. That, he’s correct about. But his rendition of this Motown classic did nothing to enhance Idol’s status. Michael, Meghan or Scott is likely leaving ths show.
Simon: “I couldn’t wait for it to end. You have no chance of winning this competition.”
Paula: “It felt Las Vegas-ish for me. I’m sorry.”
Randy: “The song was a little too big for you.”

MOST LIKELY TO BE VOTED OFF: If Meghan, Michael and Scott all survive, there should be an investigation. I have a hunch Meghan will go, which is something I thought had no chance of happening two weeks ago. If not her, then Michael. Realistically, Scott probably has another week or two left.

IDOL THOUGHTS

When Tuesday’s regularly scheduled Idol performance show got bumped to Wednesday because of President Obama’s Tuesday address to the nation, I wondered which would draw the highest ratings in a head-to-head format? America’s most popular TV show or our rock-star president?

The truly unfortunate side effect of the Wednesday night Idol performance show was the postponing of “Lie to Me.”

The Motown history package at the outset of the show was the best to date. Anyone who has even an inkling of appreciation for the music of Motown had to love it.

It has been confirmed that Jennifer Hudson will be performing later this season on the show.

Glad to see Paula decided to wear her ballerina outfit.

Smokey Robinson, who served as mentor this week to the Idols, always seems like such a nice guy.

JUDGES SCORECARD

Simon: Some of his most constructive criticism of the season. Score: 9.
Paula: I had no idea what she was saying half the time. Score: 3.
Kara: Next to Simon, her comments are the most spot on, but she still tends to talk too long. Score: 6
Randy: The Dawg is having a nice run in the finals. What took him so long? Score: 8

Finals standings: Randy 28, Simon 24, Kara 19, Paula 16.

Season standings: Simon 158, Kara 127, Paula 109, Randy 108.

Judges championships
Semifinals: Simon
Hollywood Week: Simon
Auditions: Simon

Alexis’ fall from grace complete

Posted by – March 18, 2009

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Alexis Grace sang for her life ... and still couldn't be saved.

Alexis Grace gets the boot, then is told to sing “Jolene” again and the judges will decide if they will invoke the “save” rule or not.

No pressure, eh?

“It was good, but not good enough,” judge Simon Cowell said. “Sorry, it’s the end of the line.”

Wow … how the mighty have fallen.

Only a few weeks ago, Alexis was among the favorites to reach deep into the finals. Now she doesn’t even get to go on the summer Idols tour, which is reserved the top 10. Alexis finished 11th.

Honestly, it wasn’t surprising. Disappointing, yes, because I think we all felt she had such great potential heading into the championship round.

But what made her selection not a total shock was a conversation with fellow Idolaholics late Wednesday afternoon. The more we talked about who might get voted off, it came down to two (and possibly) three people — Michael Sarver, Alexis and Adam. And the longer we talked, the more Alexis’ name kept emerging. She had simply gone downhill each of the last three weeks and obviously lost much of her fan base.

She deserved to stay at least one or two more weeks. Michael was probably the most deserving to get axed, and almost did, of course. It was down to Alexis and Michael at the end.

Surprisingly, Allison Iraheta was a member of the final three, which was simply stupid. If she gets bounced next week, yours truly is going on the rampage.

You thought I got upset when Asia’h Epperson and Amanda Overmyer got dumped last year?

You haven’t seen anything yet.

PRESIDENT PRE-EMPTS IDOL NEXT TUESDAY

Idol gets pushed back to Wednesday and Thursday next week because of an address to the nation by President Obama. Damn recession.

MOTOWN WEEK UP NEXT

“Motown” is the next theme, and usually this is an outstanding week of performances. The key word is usually, because now we have to deal with the Adam Lambert factor. Just how creepy can he get?

AND NOW IT GETS TOUGH

Wednesdays are going to be brutal now that we are down to the top 10.

“This night is not easy,” Ryan Seacrest said of the results show at this stage of the season.

Call me a fool, call me a romantic, but I believe he meant what he said. This is the stage of the competition when each exit starts to feel like losing a family member. I still long for Asia’h and wonder every night what Amanda might be doing.

SIMON HOLDS HIS GROUND

Other than the intensity that surrounded the elimination at the end of the show, the best part of Wednesday night was when Ryan asked Simon if he had changed his mind about Adam’s performance after watching a replay of Tuesday’s show.

“Absolutely not, it was worse,” Simon said. “It was dreadful.”

I’m with Simon. Adam’s ridiculously painful rendition of “Ring of Fire” ranks among the all-time pieces of Idol garbage.

GUEST PERFORMERS

Brad Paisley performed his latest single, “Then.” It’s guys like Paisley who make country music so popular, and it’s easy to understand why he has won back-to-back ACM and CMA Male Voclaist of he Year honors. My favorite Brad Paisley song  remains 2001′s “I’m Gonna Miss Her (The Fishin’ Song).”

It was fabulous to see Carrie Underwood back on the Idol stage. The flashbacks of her season on Idol were fun to watch, too. I know Kelly Clarkson has her legion of fans — and rightly so — but Carrie will always be the American Idol. And her “I Told You So” with Randy Travis was brilliant.

IDOL THOUGHTS

Ryan told us 31 million watched Tuesday’s performance show.

The dreaded group number was Travis Tritt’s “T-R-O-U-B-L-E,” which would have been a great song for one of the Idols to have sung the night before.

Another show I wish I would have started watching a few years ago is “Bones.”

What I learned from watching the weekly Ford Focus video: Lil Rounds is a lefty.

It was interesting to see what happens following the weekly elimination of the Idols. I always had an idea it was emotional, but that segment was quite revealing.

Did you not feel tears well up in your eyes when Michael Sarver told about his 3-year-old daughter asking, “Why don’t you want to be with me anymore?” We forget how trying an experience like this can be on a family.

Anoop’s back, Danny’s No. 1, what was Adam thinking?

Posted by – March 17, 2009

On a night when Grand Ole Opry Week became a Grand Ole Mess for many, one singer stood out.

Anoop Dogg is back.

Anoop Desai, who a week before turned in the worst performance hands down, rebounded with a killer showing via Willie Nelson’s heart-felt classic, “You Were Always On My Mind.”

I was fairly certain when hearing Anoop was going to attempt this magnificent country song it would be his death knell. He had barely survived last week’s “Beat It” by Michael Jackson and now he was tackling this all-time classic? But he fooled me in the most pleasant fashion.

Anoop may have also re-established himself as a final four threat. That could be a longshot, but after “You Were Always On My Mind,” I have a new respect for his talent.

I moved Anoop up to No. 4 in the season rankings, but to be honest, his rise was due to more than his own comeback effort. Pitiful performances by others benefited those who pulled off at least a decent effort.

SEPARATING THE CONTENDERS FROM THE PRETENDERS

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Danny Gokey is one of six bona fide contenders.

The bona fide contenders: Looking long range, it appears (in no particular order) that Danny Gokey, Allison Iraheta, Matt Giraud, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert and Kris Allen look to be solid bets for the final six. That might not be reflected in this week’s rankings, but remember: Grand Ole Opry Week was a struggle for some, and they will rebound.

Their window is closing: Giraud and Allen, in particular, have flourished in recent weeks to move into contention. Others, like Alexis Grace, Meghan Joy, Scott MacIntyre and Michael Sarver have fizzled, at least somewhat.

Puzzling: I’m not sure what to do with Anoop. Next week may tell what side of the cutoff he belongs on.

Here’s a closer look at the performances:

SEASON RANKINGS AFTER: Week 2
Tuesday’s theme: Grand Ole Opry Week

(Last week’s rankings are in parentheses)

1. (2.) Danny Gokey
Song:
“Jesus, Take The Wheel,” by Carrie Underwood
My comment: Actually, this was one of Danny’s weaker performances that he saved — and brilliantly, I might add — with his expected power at the end. But an “off” night from Danny Gokey remains superior to most of his challengers, especially when many of the participants struggled with the country genre. And what was with that white jacket?
Kara comment: “When you hit your stride, it’s like none other.”
Paula comment: “I think you were brilliant. I think Carrie Underwood would go out and buy that record.”
Simon comment: “My only problem was with what you are wearing. It looks like you are going on a polar expedition.”

2. (4.) Allison Iraheta
Song: “Blame It On Your Heart,” by Patty Loveless
My comment: Loved the new ‘do. I’m convinced this girl can sing anything. She nailed this song. A great, great performance. She owns the stage, simply owns it. Allison is inching closer to No. 1 each week. Next Tuesday could really be exciting.
Kara comment: “I’m starting to think you can sing the alphabet. Every week you keep getting better and better.”
Paula comment: “Another rock solid performance.”
Randy comment: “I thought it was dope.”

Alison Iraheta is getting better every week.

Alison Iraheta is getting better every week.

3. (6.) Kris Allen
Song:
“To Make You Feel My Love” by Garth Brooks
My comment: Talk about a one-time dark horse emerging, Kris Allen is it. He’s also proving ballads may be his strongest suit. Watch out Danny, another play-uh is in the house. The Tender Dog has arrived.
Simon comment: “I thought that was terrific. Great, great choice of song.”
Randy comment: “Tender moments from my dog, Kris. Who knew?”
Kara comment: “It was beautiful.”

4. (9.) Matt Giraud
Song:
“So Small,” by Carrie Underwood
My comment: Is it just me, or is Matt reminiscent of a young Billy Joel behind the piano? He has a chance to win the whole thing. Great performance.
Kara comment: “You’re a true artist. Amazing.”
Simon comment: “I think you outsang (Danny) tonight.”
Ryan comment: We have got ourselves a competition.”

5. (13.) Anoop Desai
Song:
“You Were Always On My Mind,” by Willie Nelson
My comment: The biggest jump of the week! What an incredible performance by Anoop Dogg. Wow. Double wow. I had honest-to-goodness chills. I adore that Willie Nelson song, and Anoop did it justice. Anoop may not be the Red-Headed Stranger, but he should be proud of that interpretation. Welcome back, Anoop.
Paula comment: “Anoop is back everybody.”
Simon comment: “You managed to go from zero to hero. Glad to have you back.”
Kara comment: “To do what you did is amazing … and the biggest surprise.”

6. (1.) Adam Lambert
Song: “Ring Of Fire,” by Johnny Cash
My comment: Johnny Cash just turned over in his grave. As much as I liked Adam’s “Black and White” by Michael Jackson the week before, I thoroughly hated this weak effort at being “current.” This was atrocious, a mockery. If this performance were a four-game weekend baseball series, Adam got swept.
Kara comment: “It was strange, but I kind of liked it. It left me confused.”
Simon comment: “What the hell was that? I would never go to Nashville if I was you. I thought it was indulgent rubbish. Really horrific.”
Randy comment: “It was Nine Inch Nails doing country.”
Randy Travis comment: “I don’t even know what to say about this boy.”

Adam Lambert's performance was ridiculously insulting.

Adam Lambert's performance was ridiculously insulting.

7. (3.) Lil Rounds
Song:
“Independence Day,” by Martina McBride
My comment: Lil struggled from the beginning with this Martina classic. She’s in no danger of leaving the show, but country is not her element. And Lil, don’t argue with the judges. She needs a big comeback next week.
Randy comment: “It didn’t feel comfortable.”

8. (7.) Alexis Grace
Song:
“Jolene,” by Dolly Parton
My comment: It was time for Alexis to lighten up from her vixen image of recent weeks — and she did. But I thought the song choice was lacking and the performance was not anything special. Alexis still has the tendency to shout some of the lyrics. She also promised to return to being “dirty” next week. Simon mouthed the word, “Good.”
Randy comment: “There were some pitch problems … not a great performance.”
Kara comment: “I think you’ve lost your edge … what we all fell in love with.”
Simon comment: “It was OK.”

9. (8.) Meghan Joy
Song:
“Walkin’ After Midnight” by Patsy Cline
My comment: First, when did she decide to drop her last name? Second, the performance was a disaster. She missed more notes than she hit. Awful. But going by the judges’ comments, maybe it’s me who is tone deaf.
Randy comment: “I was quite impressed.”
Kara comment: “Perfect song. You are serious.”
Simon comment: “You were better this week than last week.”

10. (12.) Scott MacIntyre
Song:
“Wild Angels,” by Martina McBride
My comment: Props to Scott. He slowed this song down, which at first I thought was a major mistake, but he made it work. I actually prefer his version to Martina’s. A major improvement over his first-week’s performance, but he’s still trailing most of the field.
Simon comment: “I don’t think you’ve chosen the right song yet.”
Kara comment: “We want you to up your game.”

11.  (5.)Michael Sarver
Song: “Ain’t Goin’ Down ‘Til The Sun Comes Up,” by Garth Brooks
My comment: Michael seems to be trying to showcase his personality more … maybe too much. I absolutely loathe this Garth Brooks song, and unfortunately Michael did not make me dislike it any less. And Michael is getting a bit cocky.
Randy comment: “I don’t know. I don’t know.”
Kara comment: “We didn’t get to see the big notes from you this week.”
Simon comment: “I couldn’t understand a single word you were singing. You could have been singing in Norwegian. On  scale of 1 to 10, I’d give (the performance) a 1.2.”

Michael Sarver may be the next to go.

Michael Sarver may be the next to go.

MOST LIKELY TO BE VOTED OFF: Michael Sarver.

IDOL THOUGHTS

Ryan reminded us this week’s survivors will make up the annual Idol Tour this summer.

Loved the old pictures of Hank Williams, Patsy Cline and Minnie Pearl at the outset.

Did you notice the size of mentor Randy Travis’ head? That’s some skull. I imagine he wears a size 8 like myself.

All kidding aside with Randy Travis, he was one of the best-ever mentors. How can you not like this guy or his music?

I forbid anyone to watch that new “Osbournes Reloaded” show.

Hey! Vin Diesel’s got a new movie. “Fast and Furious” starts April 3.

JUDGES SCORECARD

Simon Cowell: Country week is never a good week for the burrhead. Score: 5.

Kara DioGuardi: She seemed to pull herself in from recent weeks. Kara had verged on being a bit over the top in her comments but has returned to earth. Score: 7.

Paula Abdul: She’s talking way too much. Simon’s going to put her in her place before long. Score: 5.

Randy Jackson: Randy gets a “10″ simply for dubbing Kris Allen the “Tender Dog.”. Score: 10.

Finals standings: Randy 20, Simon 15, Paula 13, Kara 13.

Season standings: Simon 149, Kara 121, Paula 106, Randy 100.

Judges championships
Semifinals: Simon
Hollywood Week: Simon
Auditions: Simon

No surprise cuts; ‘judges save’ might actually be good idea

Posted by – March 12, 2009

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Anoop Desai, left, lives for another week, but Jorge Nunez hears he's getting his walking papers from Ryan Seacrest, right. (Photo Courtesy of Fox)

No real surprises.

Jasmine Murray and Jorge Nunez were the first be ousted from this year’s Idol finals. A mild case could have been made for keeping Jorge over Anoop Desai, but honestly, did it really matter? Anoop Dogg will likely be the next to go anyway.

Going into next week, here’s how it shakes down in my humble opinion:

The favorites: Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, Adam Lambert.
Comment: Pretty impressive trio, eh? Adam is the one walking a tightrope, however. He nailed Michael Jackson’s “Black and White,” but how will he do when it’s his turn to sing George Strait? That could be unbelievable entertainment.

The contender: Allison Iraheta.
Comment: I’ll be surprised if she doesn’t increase the “favorites” list to four by this time next week. And don’t count out The Kid from winning this whole thing. Her best is yet to come.

The wannabes: Michael Sarver, Kris Allen, Alexis Grace, Meghan Corkrey, Matt Giraud.
Comment: I’m not sure if any of these can crack the final four, but Michael, Kris and Matt currently have momentum on their side. Meghan needs to regain her groove, and Alexis needs to sing a “nice” song — her last two efforts have been a bit on the vamp side.

The nice guys: Scott MacIntyre, Anoop Desai.
Comment: They should be the next two eliminated.

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Jasmine Murray sheds a tear after learning her fate. (Photo Courtesy of Fox)

“The judges’ save” was introduced as the “major announcement” that would shape the future of Idol. Well, not exactly, but it does seem to be at least a semi-big deal.

Once a season in the finals, a unanimous vote of the judges can save a contestant from elimination. That’s to theoretically prevent an unwarranted and premature cut such as what happened to Chris Daughtry in 2006. Daughtry was the fourth-place finisher when many seemed to feel he would ultimately win. Taylor Hicks went on to be named Idol that season.

If the judges ever opt to play the save card, two performers will be eliminated the following week.

Got it?

I think it will work. Good idea. (By the end of the season, we might be saying “great” idea.)

GUEST PERFORMERS

Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson performed live to help drag out what should be a 15-minute show to an hour. Kanye didn’t affect me much, but Kelly rocked with “My Life Would Suck Without You.” This might be the first Kelly Clarkson song I can say that I actually love. It’s great.

IDOL THOUGHTS

Nearly 33 million votes came in following Tuesday night’s performances. According to Ryan Seacrest, that’s a record for this stage of the competition.

The always-awkward group number was a tribute to the Jackson Five. It wasn’t great, but there have been worse.

The Idols’ Ford Focus commercial wasn’t bad. Queen’s “We Will Rock You” was the music.

Allison Iraheta and Adam Lambert had the same color of fingernail polish.

Who is dressing Meghan? (By the way, I think she has a new tattoo on her left shoulder.)

I really wish they would do away with having the eliminated singers have to sing the song that ultimately got them booted from show. It’s painful and unfair.

Week 1 Review: Possibly the finest 2 hours in show’s history

Posted by – March 10, 2009

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Adam Lambert's performance was brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Breathe deep. Breathe deep.

Gather your thoughts.

Whew.

What a show, what a show.

The opening night of the Idol finals could have been the finest overall two hours in the eight-year history of our favorite program. There were a minimum of four “No. 1″-worthy performances and three that were not that far off the pace.

This was the kind of night that addicts us to this program.

Adam Lambert delivered as close to a perfect performance as I’ve ever seen on Idol. He completely kayoed Michael Jackson’s “Black and White.” I found myself not only appreciating Lambert, but thinking back when Michael Jackson was … well, Michael Jackson. It’s hard not to wonder what place in music history Michael might have ultimately held if … but that’s for another blog on another day.

This night belonged to Idol. Or rather, the Idols.

Danny Gokey, the consensus man to beat going in, was marvelous as well. Ditto Lil Rounds and Allison Irhaheta. I cannot imagine what the final weeks of this year’s competition will be like.

The night’s biggest surprise, however, may have come in one of two forms — Michael Sarver or Kris Allen.

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Maybe I was wrong about Michael Sarver.

Sarver wowed me with his “You Are Not Alone.” I had him pegged 13th of 13 going in, but he was tremendous. Again, this is why we watch. The surprises are often better than what is expected.

And Allen? He upped his game not to mention his chances. I panned him when he was voted into the top nine and considered it a grievous error. I was wrong. He belongs. He might be this year’s Jason Castro, minus the weird hair.

The finals are here, and the wait was worth it.

Here are the first week’s listings:

RANKINGS: Week 1
Theme: Michael Jackson

1. Adam Lambert
Song:
“Black or White”
My comment: The best stage performance of the night and rock-solid song choice. Simply, simply brilliant.
Paula comment: “Never in the history of American Idol … have we seen someone so comfortable on the stage.”
Simon comment: “That was in a totally different league than anything we have seen before.”

2. Danny Gokey
Song: “Pretty Young Thing.”
My comment: Danny came out blazing. His uptempo performance was a major plus, because until now he had been stuck on mostly emotional ballads. Now we know he can rock a little, too. He demonstrated a new — and somewhat unexpected — kind of energy I think may have surprised some.
Paula comment: “I think you’re on your way to the finals.”
Simon comment: “I thought the vocals were brilliant. You remind me of Michael McDonald. But the dancing was hideous.”

3. Lil Rounds
Song: “The Way You Make Me Feel.”
My comment: Lil has set the bar so high for herself, could she possibly deliver? Most definitely. A great performance. And she looked great, too.
Kara comment: “I hope we get to hear you on the radio. You are great.”
Simon comment: “I thought it was a little bit of a lazy song choice and I hate what you are wearing.”

4. Allison Iraheta
Song: “Give It To Me.”
My comment: This girl is such a natural, it’s scary. She’s some off-the-wall combination of Chrissie Hynde- Janis Joplin-Kim Carnes-Kelly Clarkson. Allison is already at the stage where I can’t wait for her next performance.
Paula comment: “It’s mind-boggling. You’re a rock star up there.”
Simon comment: “We know who you are and what kind of artist you want to be.”
Randy comment: “You’re one to watch in this whole thing.”

5. Michael Sarver
Song:
“You Are Not Alone.”
My comment: He surprised me. He honestly did. I may have been wrong about about this guy. What great range. Good for you, Mike. I hope you make it through.
Simon comment: “You’re not the best singer in this competition, but you make up for it with passion and heart.”
Randy comment: “You are born to do what you do.”
Kara comment: “You are serious. You bring your game every time you step on that stage.”

6. Kris Allen
Song:
“Remember the Time”
My comment: Not bad, Kris. I can see myself becoming a fan, and one week ago, I wouldn’t have believed I’d be saying that.
Kara comment: “The girls love you. The girls love Kris.”
Paula comment: “You’re kind of adorable, sexy.”

7. Alexis Grace
Song:
“Dirty Diana.”
My comment: I thought she misfired on some key notes, but the outfit alone was good for sixth place. It’s never too early to play that Haley Scarnato card.
Kara comment: “You’re a naughty girl … and I liked it. Fantastic!”
Simon comment: “Very over the top, and probably not as good as you thought it was.”

8. Meghan Corkrey
Song:
“Rockin’ Robin”
My comment: Only her Meghan-ness saved this disaster. Let’s just say we’ll give her a mulligan this week. She’ll survive, but not with another performance like this next week. The biggest problem was the song choice.
Kara comment: “You have a way of putting your signature on anything you touch.”
Paula comment: “I felt disconnected.”
Simon comment: “What a stupid song choice.”

9. Matt Giraud
Song:
“Human Nature.”
My comment: One of my favorite Michael Jackson songs, but not one of my favorite performances. Matt relied a little too much on that falsetto.
Kara comment: “You are a talented guy.”
Simon comment: “It was a meat and potatoes, solid peformance.”

10. Jorge Nunez
Song: “Never Can Say Goodbye.”
My comment: Considering his past performances, the case could be made for Jorge being the night’s biggest disappointment. This was so-o-o-o-o-o boring. Ugh.
Kara comment: “I just didn’t feel (the emotion).”
Paula comment: “I don’t feel you were yourself.”

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Scott MacIntyre picked a horrible song.

11. Jasmine Murray
Song: “I’ll Be There.”
My comment: A rather pitchy, pedestrian performance. Jaz could be in trouble.
Randy comment: “You did a pretty good job.”
Simon comment: “A little bit robotic.”

12. Scott MacIntyre
Song: “Keep the Faith”
My comment: Scott’s performance just left me flat. Horrible, horrible song choice, too. Dude, it’s Michael Jackson week. He may be wacko, but the man has recorded some great, memorable music. “Keep the Faith” does not fall in that category.
Kara comment: “Was it the most dynamic performance? No.”
Simon comment: “I hated the song. No one knows it.”

13. Anoop Desai
Song: “Beat It.”
My comment: I didn’t care for Anoop Dogg’s interpretation at all. For me, one of the two worst of the night.  Probably the worst.
Simon comment: “It was horrible. It actually looked a bit stupid.”
Randy comment: “It didn’t work for me.”

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They'll be telling Anoop Desai to "Beat It" after Wednesday night's show.

MOST LIKELY TO BE VOTED OFF (two will be eliminated): Anoop, Jasmine.

ONE YEAR AGO

Here’s how the 2008 rankings looked at this point a year ago:

1. Michael Johns
2. Amanda Overmyer
3. David Cook
4. Jason Castro
5. David Archuleta
6. Carly Smithson
7. Syesha Mercado
8. Chikezie
9. Brooke White
10. Ramiele Malubay
11. David Hernandez
12. Kristy Lee Cook

IDOL THOUGHTS

Ryan, in a suit and tie. Nice look, bud.

I loved the judges’ Super Bowl-esque entrance at the beginning.

I think Paula’s dress came from the same guy who designed Michele Obama’s inauguration gown.

There was a definite air of excitement, a bona fide buzz engulfing the show. Twas great.

Everyone in Jasmine Murray’s family looks alike. Amazing.

We’re promised a major announcement Wednesday night. Hmm … I’m getting a bit tired of the Idol hierarchy throwing these curveballs at us. I think it will involve Carrie Underwood, but details are a little sketchy at this point.

JUDGES SCORECARD

Simon Cowell: Spot on, Simon, spot on. The only quibbling I had with anything Mr. Cowell said was I actually felt he was too kind to Jasmine. Score: 10.

Kara DioGuardi: I think Kara was a bit overwhelmed by the whole Idol big-stage schtick. She was rather subdued and almost seemed inhibited at times. Score: 6.

Paula Abdul: I liked Paula’s hair, and it seemed she tried — maybe too hard at times — to offer honest, constructive criticism, rather than her usual syrupy, sugar-coated pablum. Score: 8.

Randy Jackson: I give Randy props for criticizing Scott. That’s not going to be easy, but the truth is the song was a horrible choice and the performance was not that good. This may have been the Dawg’s best night of the season. Score: 10.

Finals standings: Simon 10, Randy 10, Paula 8, Kara 6.

Season standings: Simon 149, Kara 121, Paula 106, Randy 100.

Judges championships
Semifinals: Simon
Hollywood Week: Simon
Auditions: Simon

Strap yourself in — the fun (really) starts Tuesday

Posted by – March 9, 2009

Bottom row, from left: Megan Corkrey, Jasmine Murray, Danny Gokey, Alexis Grace, Kris Allen and Michael Sarver. Middle row from left, Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheta and Jorge Nunez. Top row from left, Matt Giraud, Lil Rounds, Anoop Desai and Scott MacIntyre. (Photo Courtesy of FOX)

Bottom row, from left: Megan Corkrey, Jasmine Murray, Danny Gokey, Alexis Grace, Kris Allen and Michael Sarver. Middle row from left, Adam Lambert, Allison Iraheta and Jorge Nunez. Top row from left, Matt Giraud, Lil Rounds, Anoop Desai and Scott MacIntyre. (Photo Courtesy of FOX)

It’s time.

The first round of the Idol finals unfolds tonight, the part of this fourth-month sojourn that we’ve waited for since … since probably this time a year ago. There’s a special kind of magic in the air when we get this far in the competition.

Tonight is when we start to form those emotional bonds that will last a lifetime. I’m sure you remember the following special moments, and if not I’m equally certain, you have your own memories. For me, a quick trip through Idol history always means:

• Ruben vs. Clay, week after week in 2003.
• The first time we saw Carrie Underwood in the auditions in 2005. It was obvious she had the “it” factor.
• David Cook’s “Hello” in 2008.

BREAKING IT DOWN

Here’s my picks going into the finals. The final 13 are schedueld to perform songs by Michael Jackson tonight:

1. Danny Gokey: He’s poised, he’s polished and he’s good. It’s his tournament to lose.
Age: 28
From: Milwaukee, Wis.

2. Lil Rounds: By far, the foremost challenger. If she shows she’s capable of doing more than Mary J. Blige we’ll have ourselves a battle to the end.
Age: 23
From: Memphis, Tenn.

3. Alexis Grace: This is a hunch. I think she’ll blossom under the spotlight. Plus, she has great hair.
Age: 21
From: Memphis, Tenn.

4. Matt Giraud: This is my dark horse. If he keeps that bluesy, raspy style going, the piano player from Kalamazoo has a chance to be this year’s David Cook.
Age: 23
From: Kalamazoo, Mich.

5. Meghan Corkrey: I love this girl. I would buy her CD tomorrow. I’m not sure, though, she’ll be able to survive all of the different discplines needed to be an Idol champion.
Age: 22
From: Sandy, Utah.

6. Allison Iraheta: We know The Kid can belt out “Alone,” but to move up any higher, she’s going to have to impress me with a little Michael Jackson tonight.
Age: 16
From: Los Angeles, Calif.

7. Jorge Nunez: I’m interested to see if Jorge goes with — or without — the Puerto Rican dialect.
Age: 20
From: Carolina, P.R.

8. Anoop Desai: Everyone’s glad Anoop made it. So am I. He can’t win it, but I’m glad he’s in it.
Age: 21.
From: Chapel Hill, N.C.

9. Adam Lambert: Broadway awaits, an Idol throne does not.
Age: 26
From: Los Angeles, Calif.

10. Scott MacIntyre: Scott will fly through the first three rounds or so, but I think it may become more difficult after that.
Age: 23
From: Scottsdale, Ariz.

11. Kris Allen: I realize Kris has his fans — because I’ve heard from them! — but I can’t see him cracking the top 10.
Age: 23
From: Conway, Ark.

12. Jasmine Murray: I don’t think she is ready for the magnitude of the competition at this point in the game.
Age: 16
From: Starkville, Miss.

13. Michael Sarver: I think Michael Jackson week is going to be tough for the Big Guy.
Age: 27
From: Jasper, Texas, home of former Cleveland Indians third baseman Max Alvis, who is now president of a bank there.

Who do you think will win this year? You can vote in the poll on the right. Fans of Sarver, Murray and Allen will be disappointed. The polling software only allows for 10 possibilities. If you want to vote for one of them, send me a note.

PAST IDOL CHAMPIONS

2002: Kelly Clarkson
2003: Ruben Studdard
2004: Fantasia Barrino
2005: Carrie Underwood
2006: Taylor Hicks
2007: Jordin Sparks
2008: David Cook

CARRIE UNDERWOOD IS THE FANS’ CHAMP!

Carrie Underwood,the 2005 Idol champion, has survived to win the first American Idol Fans Tournament (AIFT). After advancing from a four-person regional tournament, Underwood edged Kelly Clarkson, David Cook and Chris Daughtry to win the title.

The tournament championship capped a brilliant year for Underwood in this blog. She was ranked No. 1 in The 50 Idols Project countdown that started in Novemeber and ran through mid-January.

During the course of the six-week tournament, votes came in from 30 different states and six Canadian provinces. The only disappointment in the AIFT was that no vote was registered outside of North America.

Here’s how voting in the finals looked:

Carrie Underwood, 20.7 percent
Kelly Clarkson, 18.4 percent
David Cook, 17.2 percent
Chris Daughtry, 16.2 percent
David Archuleta, 13.8 percent
Brooke White, 8.0 percent
Jason Castro, 3.4 percent
Kellie Pickler, 2.3 percent

The “Final 13″ makes as much sense as the Daytona 501

Posted by – March 5, 2009

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Anoop is a charmer and smooth.

There I was, starting to form my thoughts for this blog when Simon announced Matt Giraud was the third and final wild-card choice, filling out this year’s Idol finals lineup of 12 performers.

Anoop Desai stood beside Matt, accepting his fate of not making the championship round.

“Anoop,” Simon said. “I wanted to tell you one thing. We’ve decided to make it a final 13 … and you’re in.”

WH-H-H-H-H-H-A-A-A-ATTTTT?

The World Series is always the best of seven games, The Daytona 500 is always 500 miles (well, unless it rains) and the Final Four of the NCAA Tournament does not have five teams.

And the American Idol finals are supposed to be made up of 12 singers.

I’m not sure I’m buying this. Someone has to win, someone has to lose. The math is simple. Eliminate the contestants until there is 12. Right choices or wrong, eliminate them until there are 12 for the finals.

Why do I think this was done simply for shock value? Or maybe ratings?

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Jasmine Murray might get better, but does she deserve the chance?

Sure, I had an issue when Jasmine Murray was named one of the wild card winners, but that’s the breaks, and the disagreement over these selections is always one of the Idol strengths, not to mention part of the drawing power of this show.

Will there be dual winners declared three months from now?

I don’t like this. Not at all.

THE WILD CARDS

The bottom line is Matt Giraud, Anoop Desai, Jasmine Murray and Megan Corkrey advanced from the wild card round. Eliminated were Ricky Braddy, Von Smith, Jesse Langseth and Tatiana Del Toro.

Thankfully, the Tatiana experiment has ended. I had officially reached my limit with her when she sang the same Whitney Houston for a third time. I think what amounted to a public apology for not picking her from Paula, Kara and Randy was totally unnecessary. Totally. Good for Simon for showing some restraint. Tatiana was not good enough. Period. No need to apologize to this drama queen. Enough was totally enough.

Tatiana could learn a lesson in class from Jesse Langseth, who accepted the judges’ decision like a (wo)man.

I feel Jesse deserved a spot in the finals, but there can only be 12 … or rather, 13.

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Matt Giraud could be a dark horse competitor for the title.

Here’s my thoughts on the wild card performances:

Jesse Langseth
Song: “Tell Me Something Good,” by Rufus with Chaka Khan
My comment: She is so much fun to watch. I can’t believe she won’t land a recording contract.
Randy comment: “An interesting song choice. There were a lot of interesting note choices.”
Kara comment: “You just let loose up there.”

Matt Giraud
Song:  “Who’s Loving You,” by the Jackson Five
My comment: I’m going out on a limb here, and I realize it. But Danny Gokey could have another challenger to the throne with this guy.
Paula comment: “This is the right zone for you. This is you.”
Simon comment: “My criticism would be I hate what you are wearing.”

Von Smith
Song: “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word,” by Elton John
My comment: That new hairdo made me think Howdy Doody was trying to sing this song, and Howdy had a rough night. Very, very pitchy.
Simon comment: “You’ve become quite boring.”
Kara comment: “You have what it takes, but you haven’t hit your stride.”

Jasmine Murray
Song: “Reflection” by Christine Aguilera .
My Comment: There were struggles, some unevenness. As I watched her, I was thinking she is one of those young talents who could grow with the show over an extended period, but I don’t think she did quite enough to deserve that opportunity.
Randy comment: “It was a huge improvement.”
Kara comment: “I didn’t know you had that big of a voice.”

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I love everything about Megan Corkrey. Absolutely everything.

Megan Corkrey
Song: “Black Horse And The Cherry Tree,” by KT Tunstall
My comment: I absolutely love this girl, everything about her. Except maybe the tattoos.
Simon comment: “I think you are terrific. You are current.”
Randy comment: “I can see you making these kinds of records.”

Ricky Braddy
Song: “Superstition,” by Stevie Wonder.
My comment: Ricky can sing, but this was a bad choice. I think his strength is in ballads or a little blue-eyed soul.
Paula comment: “You nailed it.”
Kara comment: “You can sing your butt off. We knew that.”
Simon comment: “I’m a bit disappointed.”

Tatiana Del Toro
Song:
“Saving All My Love For You,” by Whitney Houston
My comment: She repeated this song, first mistake. She’s still so incredibly annoying, second mistake.
Simon comment: “I think we’ve heard you sing the same song three times now.”
Randy comment: “There were some good moments, and some not-so-good moments.”

Anoop Desai
Song:
“My Prerogative,” by Bobby Brown.
My comment: We knew Anoop Dogg could smooth us to death. With this, he demonstrated a nastier side, a wilder side. And it’s obvious the fans love this guy.
Simon comment: “You’re like an enthusiastic dog, aren’t you? And people like you.”
Randy comment: “So, yo. Check it out. You slayed it, dude. Anoop Brown Dogg.”

IDOL THOUGHTS

Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson are supposed to be on next week’s shows. I’m pumped.

Randy referred to Matt Giraud as “Bro.” Yikes, that was awkward.

The more I think about Matt Giraud’s potential, the more excited I get about the finals. We’ve got a competition, folks.

The most disappointing performance of the night probably belonged to either Von Smith or Ricky Braddy. (Tatiana doesn’t count. I never want to think about her again.)

JUDGES SCORECARD

Simon Cowell: Great night for the burrhead. Some biting comments, and he’s beginning to put Paula in her place a little more each show. Score: 10.
Paula Abdul: There were some times she was reverting to Old Paula. If she would just let Simon finish a sentence. I may have to start calling her Tatiana Abdul. Score: 7.
Kara DioGuardi: She shortened her thoughts and had more of an impact. Score: 8.
Randy Jackson: Good night for Randy, too. He actually contributed a lot for a change. Score: 9.

Final wild card standings: Simon 39, Kara 34, Randy 33, Paula 29.
Season standings: Simon 139, Kara 115, Paula 98, Randy 90.

COMING TUESDAY

Breaking down the final 12 … err, 13.

Lil, Scott, Jorge in finals; Tatiana gets one more chance

Posted by – March 5, 2009

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For a change, no major surprises.

Lil Rounds, Scott MacIntyre and Jorge Nunez advanced to the final 12 from Wednesday night’s results show. I figured Lil and Scott were locks and the final spot would come from either Jorge or Felicia Barton.

(I was disappointed when Barton did not even get a wild card chance. That was a major mistake, but more about that in a few paragraphs.)

If you didn’t feel good when Scott advanced, you have no pulse. Can he win the whole enchilada? Realistically, no. But America often votes with its heart, and you know what? There’s nothing wrong with that. Go Scott!

Lil will by a dynamite addition to the finals, and if I’m Danny Gokey, I’m getting nervous. She’s already got her game face on for the finals.

Something tells me America is going to learn to love Jorge. He seems so genuine and downright likable. Remember when George Mason University captured America’s interest a few years ago with its surprise run to the NCAA Final Four? Jorge could be the George Mason of this year’s Idol.

WILD CARD FIELD

How the wild cards were chosen was worth the wait. (Well, not really, but it wound up being a great concept. I just wish the Idol powers-to-be had thought enough ahead to let Idolholics like myself know what was going on until there were just 15 minutes left in Wednesday night’s show.)

Each of the four judges announced two wild card picks for Thursday’s special show in a format that resembled ”Selection Sunday” for the NCAA Tournament. There was a great sense of anticipation and uneasiness. Here’s who the Fab Four are bringing back for one last shot tonight:

Von Smith: I just don’t see this selection. There were far more semifinalists deserving of a second chance. (Anyone remember Jackie Tohn? Hello!)

Jasmine Murray: Interesting pick. She has the commercial appeal (the judges’ words, not mine) and talent to be one of the three wild cards selected to advance to the finals.

Ricky Braddy: Remember him from week one? He was one of the best. This is deserving.

Megan Corkrey: Just don’t try to dance anymore, kid. She should be an automatic pick for the finals if she brings her “A” game tonight.

Tatiana Del Toro: Oh my, one more night of Tatiana. I have nothing else to say.

Matt Giraud: Great pick. If Matt gets to the finals, he could do some damage.

Jesse Langseth: Another great pick. She could ultimately be top six material in the finals.

Anoop Desai: The Anoop Dogg gets a second life.

My picks to advance to the finals: Corkrey, Langseth, Giraud.

RATING THE TOP 9

1. Danny Gokey: Still the man to beat, but the finals are going to be an all-out vocal war. Gokey and Rounds are both accomplished musicians.  There is no questioning either’s talent.  This year’s title could ultimately be decided by which artist connects the best with America. That could be the ultimate tiebreaker.

2. Lil Rounds: She’s the total package.

3. Jorge Nunez: Don’t worry, the sun won’t go down on him any time soon.

4. Allison Iraheta: Is she a one-trick pony? We’ll find out next week.

5. Alexis Grace: The first thing we will need to see from Alexis is an upbeat effort. We know she can sing a ballad.

6. Scott MacIntyre: Scott is a virtual lock to reach the final six, but anything above that will be a surprise. Don’t fret, though, Scott will get a recording contract.

7. Adam Lambert: Adam is going to try and push the envelope. My prediction is it’s not going to work.

8. Kris Allen: Truthfully, he has no chance.

9. Michael Sarver: Neither does Mike.

IDOL COMMENTS

What was the deal with Von Smith’s hair?

I liked Ryan Seacrest’s referring to Simon as “Darth Vader.”

Did you notice Simon’s comeback for the Darth Vader remark? He referred to America’s host as a “smart ass.”

Simon reminded us Clay Aiken and Jennifer Hudson were once wild card picks. I had forgotten that’s how Hudson got into the finals.