Month: June 2009

What popped in your mind when you heard Michael Jackson died?

Posted by – June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson is gone.

And soon, so will be all of the jokes about the plastic surgeries and the scandals that ruined what could have and should have been the most memorable career of an entertainer in this — and arguably any other — generation.

Michael Jackson while performing "The Way You Make Me Feel"

Michael Jackson while performing "The Way You Make Me Feel"

Such a talent.

Such a tragedy.

On a day like this, we should be remembering the brilliance of a man so gifted and so charismatic, yet what is the first thing that popped into your mind when you heard he had died? Was it the hideous figure he had become from the surgeon’s scalpel, or the scandals that branded him an alleged pedophile? He became known as “Wacko Jacko” in the world’s press and did little to discourage the negative publicity.

Was it the alleged abuse he received as a child from his tyrant father figure that helped turn him into such an enigma? It is a discussion that will probably never have any sort of final resolution.

It seems fitting the questions that currently cloak Jackson’s death are much the same as the mysterious circumstances that seemed to swallow his life in the late 1980s. What could possess a man so successful, so beloved and so talented to do the things he did — to himself and allegedly to others?

Unfortunately, we’ll probably never know.

I’m guilty, like many during the past two decades, of cracking Michael Jackson jokes, but as of today there will be no more. I prefer to remember the music.

My 10 favorite Michael Jackson songs, including the period when he was part of the Jackson Five:

1. “The Way You Make Me Feel”: I know many will say their favorite Michael Jackson video/song was either “Thriller” or “Beat It” or “Billie Jean,” but mine was always this offering. I felt it provided a glimpse into “all” of the Michael Jacksons we came to know, and the energy of the video coincided perfectly with that of the song.

2. “Human Nature”: Jackson had that rare ability to be convincing, no matter what the genre might be. I felt this song established him as a true force in adult contemporary, as well as the world of pop.

3. “Black or White:” The social commentary was obvious, but what an incredible track. “American Idol” contestant Adam Lambert reintroduced this Jackson classic to America and blew everyone away — including me. Not only was Lambert’s take on the song incredible, it underlined how brilliant the original version was — and remains.

4. “The Love You Save”: I think my favorite line in any Jackson song was in this one: Alexander called you, he said he rang your chimes.

5. “Mama’s Pearl”: This was never a huge radio hit, but was always popular among Jackson junkies back when he was “Little Michael,” one of those high-energy songs that to this day makes me hit “replay” on the CD player.

6. “Never Can Say Goodye”: So smooth.

7. “The Girl is Mine”: ” … the doggone girl is mine.”

8. “I Want You Back”: This was the song that started it all, 40 years ago

9.”Rock With You”: Wouldn’t you give anything to have this Michael Jackson back?

10. “Billie Jean”: I actually liked the video a little more than the song.

The fourth class of inductees into Pop Culture Hall of Fame

Posted by – June 24, 2009

It’s time for another induction ceremony for our Pop Culture Hall of Fame.

Membership in the Hall is an exclusive club and a tribute to those who have made contributions in music, the movies, athletics, television, politics and culture in general. To be eligible, these subjects have to do more than simply be among in their particular category. They must have transcended generations and made a distinct impact on society in general.

Please welcome the latest class of the Pop Culture Hall of Fame:

beatlesMusic: The Beatles
The Liverpool lads represent our first group induction, and like the previous three choices, this is another slam dunk. I could have easily selected Paul McCartney or John Lennon for one of the first three individual picks, but the more I would think about it the more difficult it became to show favortism. Plus, I have always felt the sum of the Beatles’ parts was greater than any of the individual careers. And the impact the Beatles have had as a group on society — and still have today — is almost impossible to define. It’s something you had to live through and experience to fully appreciate. The Beatles’ music has stood the test of time, and it’s just a shame only McCartney and Ringo Starr remain. The appreciation of the Beatles did not truly come until long after they had broken up, and arguably not until after Lennon had died. In many respects, the Beatles were not only a part of pop culture, they defined it. To this day, mention the names “John, Paul, George and Ringo” and 99.9 percent of the world’s population will know who you are talking about.

Past inductees:
Eric Clapton
Mick Jagger
Bruce Springsteen

04_akournikova_01Athletics: Anna Kournikova
Kournikova was more celebrity than tennis star who sold far more calendars than she won tournament titles. Her striking good looks — and above-average, but not spectacular — tennis ability made her one of the best known players worldwide until she semi-”retired” in her mid-20s. At the peak of her fame, Kournikova was continually one of the most common topics on the Internet search engine Google. Her detractors regularly said, “But she never won a tournament in her life.” Her supporters countered with, “Who cares?! Have you seen her?”

Past inductees:
LeBron James
Michael Jordan
Jackie Robinson

sarah_palin_Politics: Sarah Palin
She was quirky and ill-informed, but she was a breath of fresh air to a 2008 presidential race that might otherwise have gotten a bit boring. Both her conservative supporters and liberal detractors are hoping she tosses her hat in the 2012 presidential ring. Palin seems to possess that intangible of always being able to land on her feet, and my guess is no matter what impression she left in ’08, all will be forgiven in three years. Hillary Rodham Clinton never had a chance of winning the White House. Sarah Palin does. Maybe not until 2016, but we have not seen the last of the Alaskan princess.

Past inductees:
Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama
John F. Kennedy

angelina-jolie-pregnantMovies: Angelina Jolie
Here is the perfect poster girl for a red-carpet actress who is trying to make a difference in the world. Yeah, she’s kind of weird at times (what was she thinking with that Billy Bob Thornton relationship?), but she seems to come across in a much different fashion than her chief pop culture “rival” in the area of saving the world. Madonna seems to be in the game for self-glorification, but I have never sensed that with Jolie. The only drawback, for me, with Jolie is the constant problems I have with fans who think I am a double for her on-again, off-again significant other, Brad Pitt.

Past inductees:
Tom Hanks
Clint Eastwood
Paul Newman

simpsonsTelevision: The Simpsons
For the past two decades, “The Simpsons” have been to American TV what “Leave it to Beaver” represented to the previous generation, But instead of Ward, June, Beaver and Wally, we have enjoyed the dysfunctional Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and more memorable supporting characters than the ’62 Mets. The Simpsons are a unique, satirical middle-class parody. Not only have The Simpsons made us laugh, they have us think. I’m not sure The Beave ever accomplished that.

Past inductees:
David Letterman
Jerry Seinfeld
Carroll O’Connor

bill-rasmussen-colorCulture: Bill Rasmussen
Who, you ask? Rasmussen was the founder of ESPN 30 years ago, the network that has changed how we watch and approach sports as much as the original MTV altered our concept of how music could be presented. Whereas MTV has failed to deliver the product it once did, ESPN has grown by leaps and bounds with each passing year. ESPN is now in 98 million U.S. households and seen in 200 countries. The world is a better place, thanks to Bill Rasmussen.

Past inductees:
The Rev. Rick Warren
Tiger Woods
J.K. Rowling

Looking for an impact person? Try the latest IPQs

Posted by – June 20, 2009

It’s time for the second installment Impact People of the Quarter (IPQs).

Six impact IPQs are selected every three months (by me, of course — this blog is not a democracy) for their contributions to the same categories that define this blog’s Pop Culture Hall of Fame: politics, sports, music, film, television and culture in general.

coitMy picks for the second three months of ’09:

POLITICS: Democrat Nancy Pelosi is not one of those people who appeal to any middle-of-the-roaders. From a Republican standpoint, the Speaker of the House is some sort of the Wicked Witch of the West, the target of venom-like remarks about her alleged Botox and plastic surgery procedures. For the Democrats, she is viewed as a front-line warrior and someone who takes some of the heat off Barack Obama.

2556700SPORTS: His name is Stephen Strasburg, and he’s about to become a very rich young man. He was the No. 1 pick in the recent Major League Baseball draft, a pitcher from San Diego State who can throw a baseball 102 mph. He will receive the largest signing bonus in draft history, probably something around $50 million. That, folks, is making an impact.

adam-lambertMUSIC: It would be hard to find someone in the last three months who has dominated conversation as much as Adam Lambert when it comes to music. The “American Idol” runner-up was a hot topic from the moment he appeared on the nation’s top-rated television show, and to say things heated up again following his “coming out” article in Rolling Stone magazine would probably be an understatement.

FILM: You have to hand it those “Star Trek” guys — J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof. Abrams directed and was a co-producer with Lindelof. The latest “Star Trek” release remains a strong top 10 box office smash six weeks after its release. I enjoyed the original TV show when I was a kid, but was never able to sink my teeth into the movies. Whenever I think about a Star Trek film, my first thought is of the late Ricardo Montalban as that goofy Khan character in one of the early efforts of the series. Remember the crazy wig he wore for that role? This particular movie franchise has an audience that knows no age limit and those in charge milk it for all it’s worth.

conan-o_brien1TELEVISION: The hottest topic in recent weeks has been Conan O’Brien’s following Jay Leno as host of The Tonight Show. Ratings for O’Brien have fallen more than 40 percent from his first week. I applaud America for turning him off. He’s terrible. He’s not funny. He’s the human equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard. What was NBC thinking? O’Brien was barely beating Craig Ferguson (host of “The Late, Late Show” on CBS) in the ratings in his previous gig. I have a better chance of being Mick Jagger’s successor with the Rolling Stones than Conan O’Brien does of being embraced as America’s favorite late night TV host.

CULTURE: We owe a lot to Simon Cowell, the central figure behind the “American Idol” phenomenon.” It’s what America talks about the morning after and it’s been the No. 1 show on television longer than I’ve been confused with being Brad Pitt’s twin brother. “It” is “American Idol,” the Fox talent series other networks not so politely refer to as “The Death Star.” It was still commanding more than $700,000 per 30-second commercial when other shows were giving away air time during the hardest months of the recession back in January, February and March. “American Idol” is a once-in-a-generation phenomenon, and I’m glad it came along in my generation. Thanks, Simon.

Time’s up on these 10 subjects

Posted by – June 16, 2009

Lady GaGa

Lady GaGa

Ten more subjects whose 15 minutes of fame should be over any time now …

1. Lady GaGa: I thought she was entertaining for about 60 seconds when she performed on “American Idol” earlier this year. Now she’s just kind of annoying, especially the zipper over the eye schtick.

2. “Land of the Lost” movie: Get it out of the theaters now. It’s an insult to our collective intelligence. Anyone out there running a video rental store might want to pass on this particular title.

3. The “Halloween” movie franchise: I would rather sit through “Land of the Lost” again than watch another entry into the Michael Myers debacle. I find it unbelievable there’s another one of these films hitting the theaters later this year.

4.The Rihanna and Chris Brown soap opera: Here’s the bottom line. If she is stupid enough to go back to the guy who beat her up, then how much sympathy are we supposed to have? Obviously, Rihanna, the guy is a thug. It’s time to move on. And we don’t want to hear anymore about this subject.

5. Bryce Harper: Sports Illustrated dubbed this 16-year-old las Vegas high school baseball player “The Chosen One,” the best of all time or something along that line. Now we hear he is leaving high school two years early, thanks to a GED, and will enroll in a community college to be eligible for the 2010 Major League Draft. Does anyone remember David Clyde? This story will not have a happy ending. Guaranteed.

6. Michael Jackson: Every so often Jacko pops his weird head out from under a rock and grabs a few headlines. I read where he is upset because he will have to do 50 shows instead of just 10 on some European tour, due to some sort of contract snafu. Notice the tour is across the pond. That’s because the promoter is smart enough to realize Jacko is not exactly boffo box office in the land of the free.

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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

7. Dale Earnhardt Jr.: I know my NASCAR brethren will hate me for this, and realize I will be public enemy No. 1 in Junior Nation, but it might be time to come to grips with the fact he’s just not that good. How could anyone move to Hendrick Motorsports and be this bad?

8. Kara DioGuardi: Has anyone even heard her name mentioned since the end of “American Idol?” Maybe she went underground after writing that ridiculous “No Boundaries” song Kris Allen is singing these days on the radio.

9. Susan Boyle: Susan who? I thought so.

10. North Korea: These guys, especially the vertically challenged “Dear Leader” of this armpit of a country, are annoying me more than even that “Land of the Lost” movie. Maybe that’s how we can solve this international dilemma. Threaten them with having to watch “Land of the Lost” for a week solid they don’t start playing nicer with the rest of the world.

I paid $14.50 for this, and not one single funny line

Posted by – June 10, 2009

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I figure Will Ferrell owes me $14.50 and an apology.

That’s how much I paid for the Little Woman and myself to see his latest film, “Land of the Lost.”

Halfway through this disaster that was inappropriately labeled a comedy, people were walking out of the theater.

“Do you want to go?” my wife asked.

“No way,” I said. “We’re watching this piece of crap to the bitter end.”

There was not one funny line in the entire movie. Not one.

At no point during this horrible, horrible film was there even a chuckle in the theater.

This was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in a theater. I’m not saying it was the worst movie of all-time, but if there is a cinematic god, it will rank in at least the top 50.

The New York Post review about the film, which reportedly carried a price tag of more than $100 million to make, said, “(The movie) does not seem aimed at any identifiable demographic except fans of bad movies.”

I could not have said it better.

And what was really disappointing is I like Will Ferrell movies. Some I have actually loved in a man-hug sort of way.

To even mention this movie in the same breath as “Old School,” “Anchorman,” “Semi-Pro,” “Talladega Nights” or a half-dozen others is akin to comic blasphemy.

BEST MOVIES I HAVE SEEN IN RECENT MONTHS:

1. Twilight: I can’t wait until the sequel comes out in November. Hopefully, the vampires will be playing baseball again.

2. Taken: Tremendous action picture, and with a heart, too.

3. He’s Just Not That Into You: OK, so maybe it was a chick flick, but it was still a great movie.

Rod the Mod, The Boss lead all-time favorite concert list

Posted by – June 2, 2009

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My favorite Rod Stewart experience was two years ago in St. Louis at the Scottrade Center.

So there I was the other day, stuck at a red light and playing with the remote to my satellite radio (which, by the way, should be one of life’s required amenities).

I switched to the “Classic Vinyl” station and was immediately treated to about 15 minutes of The Boss. Hearing Bruce Springsteen made the wait at the traffic light much more bearable, but it also rekindled memories of one of the best concerts I ever attended. Which, being a list freak, led to immediately ranking and filing which concert actually was No. 1 on my favorite list.

Here are the top five I came up with that day at the stop light:

1. Rod Stewart: Seriously, who did you expect here? Rod the Mod has been my favorite singer for 38 years and I have been fortunate to see him in person four times. All things considered, I think my favorite Rod experience was two years ago in St. Louis at the Scottrade Center. Rod’s music has helped get me through three marriages, four kids and no professional sports championship in Cleveland for 45 years.

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Yes, I went to a Milli Vanilli concert, and yes, I enjoyed it.

2. Bruce Springsteen: The man played for four hours one night in Cincinnati at the Riverfront Coliseum in the 1980s, the same site in 1979 where 11 concert-goers were killed by rowdy fans of The Who. I think Springsteen played every song he had ever recorded at that point in his career. I remember him ducking his head into a huge bowl of water at different times during the concert to cool off. The group I was with sat about as far from the stage as possible, but the music was tremendous. Saxophonist Clarence Clemons and the rest of the E Street Band were as good as advertised. And The Boss? Do you really need to ask?

3. Milli Vanilli: I’m serious. This was a tremendous concert. I still don’t care if they weren’t really singing the songs. It was an incredible show, and those two guys had tremendous stage presence. I still replay their old videos on YouTube.

4. Alabama: I saw these four guys a couple of times and at one point had everything they had recorded. I can still hear lead singer Randy Owen belting out “Old Flame” and “Love in the First Degree.” Their music was simple, their vocals crisp and … they loved NASCAR, especially Richard Petty.

5. Diana Ross and the Supremes: This was my first “big” concert at Ashland (Ohio) College, way back in the late 1960s. I remember the ticket cost $5 and was no more than 10 rows from touching Diana Ross. I was in junior high at the time, but it seems like yesterday. That night also hgelped foster a lifelong love for Motown.