Month: August 2009

Another grandson, another time to pause

Posted by – August 20, 2009

I spent part of Wednesday at the hospital, waiting for the birth of grandson No. 3. Matthew James arrived safe and sound, much to our delight, after which I began to think about such things as:

1. When Matt (I’m told that’s what he will be called) is ready to graduate from high school I will be 73 years old. If that’s not a wake-up call I don’t know what is.

2. By the time Matt is ready to drive 16 years from now, my favorite singer will likely have died of old age. (That would be Rod Stewart.)

3. By the time Matt is in junior high Sarah Palin will have had her AARP card for several years.

4. By the time Matt is playing high school football, Brett Favre will still be playing in the NFL.

5. By the time Matt buys his first CD in junior high, Steven Tyler and Aerosmith and will be in their 70s.

6. By the time Matt gets his first car he will have no idea how cool a ’57 Chevy was when I was his age.

7. By the time Matt gets interested in basketball, LeBron James will just be entering his prime.

8. By the time Matt is old enough for his mom to let him go to movies with me, I hope he likes flesh-eating zombies and vampires.

9. By the time Matt is old enough to be using his first laptop, his grandpa will still have no clue how to do much more than e-mail and find espn.com.

10. By the time Matt is old enough to begin putting his own thoughts together, I hope he knows how happy everyone who met him was when he entered this crazy old world.

Let’s welcome the next class of Pop Culture inductees

Posted by – August 13, 2009

Please welcome the latest class of this blog’s Pop Culture Hall of Fame.

Membership in the Hall is an exclusive club and a tribute to those who have made contributions in music, the movies, athletics, television, politics and culture in general. To be eligible, these subjects have do more than simply be among in the most recognizable in their particular category. They must have transcended generations and made a distinct impact on society in general.

The envelopes, please:

elvisMusic: Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley — or rather, his estate — earned $49 million last year, and he’s been dead for 32 years. That’s the power he still commands over his fans. Can you imagine the impact of The King’s death if he had come along a couple of decades later, or had lived a few years longer? Elvis died before the advent of cable and satellite television, the Internet and proliferation of other media we now take for granted. I remember vividly the day Elvis died in August 1977. While it made the front pages of newspapers, it was not the lead story. Move ahead more than 30 years to the death of Michael Jackson, whose passing became a global event. There are Elvis fans today whose only connection to the aura that is The King’s is the music they hear on their iPods. That truly amazes me, but it also makes me realize how much of a once-in-a-lifetime figure Elvis truly was/is. I often wonder if he had lived longer than 42 years what the overall impact of Elvis Aron Presley might have been on music — and culture. In some ways, it’s almost inconceivable. Seriously.

Past inductees
The Beatles
Eric Clapton
Mick Jagger
Bruce Springsteen

78592-bermanjacksonAthletics: Chris Berman

It’s hard to imagine the day “The Boomer” will not be a part of ESPN. With the network since its beginning 30 years ago, he first developed a legion of followers for his baseball nicknames, of which Bert “Be Home” Blyleven, Roberto “Remember the” Alomar and Jim “Two Silhouettes on the” DeShaies being his favorites. He later branched out into football, where Andre “Bad Moon” Rison and Curtis “My Favorite” Martin were two of the best. Berman first rose to fame as an anchor on SportsCenter, then became the face of ESPN baseball, NFL and even hockey coverage. Nowadays, he concentrates most of his efforts on the NFL. His enthusiasm — and propensity for sweating on camera — have long been his trademarks. Berman has always come across as the “common man,” which has been one huge reason for his ongoing popularity.

Past inductees
Anna Kournikova
LeBron James
Michael Jordan
Jackie Robinson

apg_oreilly_070720_msPolitics: Bill O’Reilly

The host of Fox News Channel’s “The O’Reilly Factor” is idolized by his fans — and loathed by his detractors. Love him or hate him, O’Reilly remains the most-watched political news figure on cable television. His conservative (or, as he prefers, “traditionalist”) influence became so strong that cable rival MSNBC countered with liberal hosts Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow to combat Fox’s night-time viewing dominance. O’Reilly, who also is a best-selling author, has been criticized of distorting facts and using misleading or erroneous statistics. But so have his rivals. Apparently, the “all’s fair in love, war and politics” makes for good TV ratings.

Past inductees
Sarah Palin
Ronald Reagan
Barack Obama
John F. Kennedy

johnpic4Movies: John Wayne

“The Duke” is to movies what Elvis is to music. A January 2009 nationwide Harris poll placed John Wayne third among America’s favorite film stars, and he was the only deceased star on the list. “The Searchers” (1956) is widely regarded as his finest overall performance, but for true fans of The Duke, it would be difficult to narrow his long list of achievements down to a single entry. His breakthrough film was “Stagecoach” in 1939, a western that debuted 70 years ago but one that critics still consider one of the genre’s finest ever. Not bad for a guy who started in the film industry making $75 a week. Wayne, who was born Marion Morrison, was also active in politics and respected for his patriotism. After being a highly visible supporter for Richard Nixon during the 1960 campaign, he said following John F. Kennedy’s victory, “I didn’t vote for him, but he’s my president, and I hope he does a good job.” John Wayne, a true American.

Past inductees
Angelina Jolie
Tom Hanks
Clint Eastwood
Paul Newman

mcmahon-vinceTelevision: Vince McMahon

Pro wrestling’s Vince McMahon gets the same kind of credit the France family does with NASCAR. Both took what was a regional phenomenon and marketed into a worldwide success story. In the 1980s, McMahon assumed control of what was the World Wrestling Federation, which later became World Wrestling Entertainment. He oversaw a change in storylines designed to attract mainstream audiences, ushered in a marketing concept that made American heroes out of such figures as Hulk Hogan and Stone Cold Steve Austin and presided over the rise of Wrestlemania, which each year is one of the nation’s most anticipated sports entertainment events. He also oversaw the rise of Monday Night Raw and other midweek national telecasts that continue to rank among cable’s most-watched programs.

Past inductees
The Simpsons
David Letterman
Jerry Seinfeld
Carroll O’Connor

673px-mtv-logosvgCulture: MTV

On Aug. 1, 1981, at 12:01 a.m., MTV (Music Television) launched with the words “Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll.” Those words were immediately followed by the original MTV theme song, featuring a guitar riff playing over a montage of the Apollo 11 moon landing. The world, as they say, has never been the same since. I was one, who back in 1981, who said MTV would never last. Obviously, I was one of many who was wrong. MTV went on to change how we not only view and listen to music, but in many ways how we look at ourselves with its transformation into more of a pop culture outlet than a video library. MTV has come under fire for more than 10 years for discontinuing what made it famous — the music video, instead farming those out to sister networks. Most baby boomers remember MTV for what it was, while the current generation looks to it for cutting-edge reality TV. Either way, it continues to leave an impression on our society.

The first 10 videos played on MTV on Aug. 1, 1981:
1. “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Buggles
2. “You Better Run” by Pat Benatar
3. “She Won’t Dance With Me” by Rod Stewart
4. “You Better You Bet” by The Who
5. “Little Suzi’s on the Up” by Ph.D.
6. “We Don’t Talk Anymore” by Cliff Richard
7. “Brass in Pocket” by The Pretenders
8. “Time Heals” by Todd Rundgren
9. “Take It On the Run” by REO Speedwagon
10. “Rockin’ the Paradise” by Styx

Past inductees
Bill Rasmussen (ESPN founder)
The Rev. Rick Warren
Tiger Woods
J.K. Rowling

Are these TV personalities worth the money?

Posted by – August 11, 2009

Overpaid or underpaid? You make the call.

In our latest call for cash sanity, the theme is television personalities.

David Letterman

David Letterman

DAVID LETTERMAN, CBS late night talk show host
Salary: $32 million per year

Our view: In his prime, which ended about 10 years ago, Dave was aworthevery cent he earned. His unique brand of comedy was always fresh, but as he’s aged his political agenda has gotten in the way of his comedy. That said, he’s still much funnier and entertaining than Conan O’Brien over on NBC’s sinking ship. For the first time in years, Letterman is No. 1 in the late-night ratings. Of course, going up against Conan is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Verdict: Overpaid, but only slightly.

CHARLIE SHEEN, star of CBS sitcom “Two And a Half Men”
Salary:
$20 million per year.

Our view: Despite his personal demons, Charlie remains hilarious on screen and is perfect for this role. Without him, this show would not even be on the air. With him, it’s a classic.
Verdict: Give him a raise.

SIMON COWELL, “American Idol” judge and media mogul
Salary:
$50 million to $100 million per year.

Our view: Too bad Simon and Oprah couldn’t switch roles. I’m certain what he has to say would be far more interesting. Plus, I’m sure he would not try and impose his will on all of humanity, much like Oprah.
Verdict: He obviously needs a raise, judging by his limited wardrobe on Idol.

Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey

OPRAH WINFREY, syndicated talk show host and media mogul
Salary:
$320 million per year.

Our view: Sorry, I’m not an Oprah fan. I think she envisions herself as this bigger-than-life personality who is attempting to control too much of society.
Verdict: Way-y-y-y-y-y-y-y overpaid.

SETH McFARLANE, creator of “Family Guy” and voice of lead character Peter Griffin
Salary: $100 million per year.

Our view: This is the best animated series on television. Sorry about that, Simpson lovers.
Verdict:
Worth every cent.

JERRY SPRINGER, television host
Salary:
$3 million to $4 million per year.

Our view: Jerry’s original combative contestant shows were far more entertaining than his current pay-per-view efforts.
Verdict: Jerry makes absolutely no contribution to society, but at today’s prices, he remains a bargain.

Judge Judy Sheindlin

Judge Judy Sheindlin

ZACH BRAFF, star of the “Scrubs” sitcom, last seen on ABC
Salary:
$6.5 million per year.

Our view: It’s a terrible show, and he’s a terrible actor.
Verdict: Fire him, unless he’ll work for free.

KEITH OLBERMANN, MSNBC talk show host
Salary:
$4 million per year.

Our view: Highly intellectual and entertaining, and if you can get past his ultra-left leanings, he’s a tremendous on-air personality.
Verdict: Give him a raise and pair him with Ann Coulter. Now THAT would be entertainment.

JUDY SCHEINDLIN, star of “Judge Judy”
Salary:
$30 million per year.

Our view: Are you kidding me? $30 million?
Verdict: Tell her to clean out her desk and turn in her robe.

Did someone call for the Doctor (of Love)?

Posted by – August 4, 2009

cardboard-broken-heart-in-red-light-photographic-print-c12617609What becomes of the broken hearted
Who had love that’s now departed?
I know I’ve got to find
Some kind of peace of mind
… So I call on Love, Stevie Love

Hey there, Stevie Love here.

The Love Doctor is back, ready to listen to the woes of your heart, those feelings of frustration, those anthems of annoyance, those diatribes of disgust and those soliloquies of sorrow.

I feel your pain, and I can help. I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Love is all around me, and so the feeling grows.

Let’s get to our most recent batch of cards and letters. The envelopes, please:

Dear Stevie Love,

I’ve been married to my husband, Jimbo, for more than 20 years. And it seems the longer we’re married, the more he camps out in front of that dang television set. Watchin’ baseball, bass fishin’ and huntin’ shows is all he wants to do, especially on the weekends. Just once I wish Jimbo and I could take a nice romantic trip, maybe get away for a weekend down by the Lake of the Ozarks. What I’d give to travel a little … what’s a girl to do, Stevie?

Sincerely,
Lucinda in LaHarpe, Ill.

Dear Lucinda,

I would bet if you’re a good girl and grab Jimbo one of those supersized Diet Cokes in the fridge, he’d probably let you watch a few minutes of the Travel Channel before Bassmasters comes on. Go for it, girl. And you have a good day.

Dearest Stevie,

I’m your biggest fan. Me and my girlfriends always wait for your latest blogs. I never thought I’d be writing you, but my boyfriend, Buddy Ray, seems to be paying less and less attention to me lately. All he seems to want to do is hang out with the boys down at the pool room. We used to go have nice, quiet dinners all the time down at the diner and sit and listen to the jukebox playing “our song.” Those were my happiest days with Buddy Ray. Can I ever get them back?

My heart’s aching,
Maggie in Maywood, Mo.

Dear Maggie,

This is so heartbreaking to hear. I think you need to work at this slowly. I wouldn’t push Buddy Ray. He’s probably going through one of those phases guys do when they feel they are being pressured by a female. I’d suggest starting slow. Just ask Buddy Ray if the two of you could go to McDonald’s tomorrow night. Tell him how good those new Angus burgers are. I don’t think he would beef about that (that was a joke, Maggie!). Maybe in a couple of weeks you can suggest a return trip to the diner. If you take it slow, I think things will work out. If not, I’d suggest going to the corner video store and renting that Paul Newman and Tom Cruise movie about pool sharks and learn how to play.

Dear Stevie,

I want to plan a nice romantic dinner next Sunday evening for my hubby. Is there anything special I should fix or do to make it an extra special time?

Anxiously awaiting your response,
Barbie in Big Neck, Ill.

Dear Barbie,

I’m sure whatever you fix will be just perfect, but I wouldn’t plan that meal too early. Those NASCAR races tend to run a little late.

Dear Mr. Love,

I don’t know what’s happened with Buster. Our love life is terrible, and he pays more attention to our dog, Krusher, than he does me. Stevie, the other night I put on my sexiest lingerie, tied my hair up in a new ribbon that I got at Dollar General and paraded in front of him when he was watching TV. And you know what he said, Stevie? He said, “Honey, please sit down, it’s almost time for Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy.” I was crushed, Stevie. Crushed! What can I do to recapture my Buster’s attention?

Peggy Sue in Pike County, Ill.

Dear Puzzled,

This one’s easy. Get Buster satellite TV for a present, put that lingerie back on, go buy another ribbon and start parading again. At worst, he’ll invite you to sit on his lap and watch “Ice Road Truckers” together.