Month: January 2012

High 5 for 02.01.12: Love those office supplies

Posted by – January 31, 2012

So … is it Wednesday or Thursday that groundhog will be looking for his shadow? In the meantime, here’s the latest High 5″

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
Justified.
The expanded office supplies section at Walmart.
Lemonade.
Spaghetti and meatballs.
Vanilla Coke, about twice a year.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “Underbrinks and a tenderlion & frenchfries from Uncle Bob’s!!! Let the fat jokes commence.” (Holy crap, even I am impressed.)

OVERRATED: Robin Givens.

UNDERRATED: Raylan Givins.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Undercover Boss.
Cheesy potatoes.
Calendars without all major holidays listed.
Telemarketing calls on weekends. (During the week is bad enough, but when one comes on the weekend, it’s not pretty for the person on the other end of the line.)
Standard transmissions. (I can’t drive a “stick.”)

High 5 for 01.31.12: Somebody get rid of Indiana

Posted by – January 30, 2012

A year ago Wednesday we got hit with a 22-inch snowfall. It’s supposed to be in the mid 50s this year on Feb. 1. Now that is good news … and welcome to the High 5:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
Hawaii Five-O.
Tim Allen.
Mild cheddar cheese.
Jeff Gordon.
Old Errol Flynn movies.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “Is it possible to take out Indiana and move Illinois and Ohio right next to each other?” (That would be perfect in so many ways … )

OVERRATED: Murray State basketball

UNDERRATED: Bill Murray.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Sushi.
Coffee.
Skim milk. (It tastes like fur.)
Twitter. (Way, way overrated)
Spaghetti westerns.

High 5 for 01.30.12: I think I missed a month …

Posted by – January 29, 2012

It just dawned on me today that January is almost over … that means we’re only about two weeks away from the return of The Walking Dead on AMC. Hope you enjoy the latest edition of the High 5:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
Seedless grapes.
Sausage egg McMuffins.
NASCAR preseason magazines.
The color blue.
The Ohio State University athletic logo.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “We probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.”

OVERRATED: Olympic Games.

UNDERRATED: Winter X Games.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
The Pro Bowl.
Women pro wrestlers.
Sauerkraut.
Salad dressing.
The new Two and a Half Men.

High 5 for 01.29.12: Pass the egg rolls

Posted by – January 28, 2012

Kyrie Irving

We’re a week away from the Super Bowl, and is it just me or is there less buzz surrounding the game than most years? Maybe it’s just me, or maybe things will pick up in the coming days. In the meantime, welcome to the latest edition of the High 5:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
The new home basketball uniforms the University of Illinois is wearing this season.
Kyrie Irving.
Julius Erving.
Baseball cards.
Office supplies.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK:  “Start tanning now.”

OVERRATED: Crab Rangoon.

UNDERRATED: Egg rolls.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Televised golf, other than the Masters and U.S. Open.
Late 1960s music.
Ketchup.
Mustard.
Pickles.

High 5 for 01.28.12: Love the blue

Posted by – January 28, 2012

A little late getting this posted on Saturday. I kind of slept in … but here is the latest in the land of the High 5:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
New England Patriots blue jerseys.
Dick Vitale’s excitement.
Grandsons and one very special granddaughter.
Platinum blonde hair.
Crushed ice (in a glass, not on the ground).

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “Do you have a switch to turn it off and on?”

OVERRATED: Eli Grba.

UNDERRATED: Joe Grzenda.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Southeastern Conference basketball.
Spicy chicken.
Canned vegetables. (Frozen, please.)
Tuna salad.
Mayonnaise.

High 5 for 01.27.12: What to do, what to do?

Posted by – January 27, 2012

This is one of those weird weekends when there are no major sporting events to watch. The Super Bowl is a week away, postseason basketball has yet to arrive, baseball spring training is not yet here and who really cares about hockey? I’ll have to see what the Little Woman has planned for the weekend. Maybe we can rent “Field of Dreams” and watch it … as I ponder my choices, please enjoy today’s High 5:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
Mushroom and sausage pizza.
Anything with toasted coconut.
Denzel Washington movies.
Archer.
Shania Twain.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “I avoid eye contact with myself in the mirror.”

OVERRATED: Charlize Theron.

UNDERRATED: Charlie Harper.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Snooki.
JWoww.
The Situation.
Televised political debates.
The View.

High 5 for 01.26.12: Love the golden arches in the A.M.

Posted by – January 26, 2012

We’re one day away from the weekend, so let’s spend it sharing the latest High 5 together:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
Breakfast at McDonald’s
Caffeine free diet Mountain Dew
Corduroy pants
Fantasy baseball
Pineapple

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.”

OVERRATED: Steve Blake.

UNDERRATED:  Blake Toppmeyer.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Driving over bridges
Salad dressing
Mowing the lawn
The Detroit Tigers
Wet hair in the sink

High 5 for 01.25.12: Love one, love ‘em all …

Posted by – January 24, 2012

It’s a new era of the High 5, but it’s the same old Kardashians … woo hoo! Welcome to today’s deep-fried edition:

Kim Kardashian

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
Kim Kardashian: She’s still the first lady of the high 5.
Khloe Kardashian: Aw come on, she’s OK.
Kourtney Kardashian: If you take one or two, you have to take them all.
Jay Paterno’s reflections on his dad, the late Paterno.
Big Ten football.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “So I’ve figured out that with all the Starbucks gift cards I got for Christmas, I won’t have to buy my own coffee until almost April.”

OVERRATED: Albert Pujols to Angels.

UNDERRATED: Prince Fielder to Tigers.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
Peyton Manning (probably) not finishing his career with the Colts.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
The color yellow.
Kentucky basketball.
Gravy.

High 5 for 01.24.12: I’m ba-a-a-a-a-ack ….

Posted by – January 24, 2012

First of all, thanks to Matt “Hawk” Hopf and Mary J. Poletti for filling in the past two weeks while I was tending to some personal matters. They provided some mah-vel-ous content. Thanks again, li’l buddies …

Now, back to the High 5, which beginning today will take on a bit of a different look. It’s been awhile since we changed things up and it just feels like that time again. So welcome to the new High 5:

FIVE THINGS I LIKE:
1. Tom Brady and the New England Patriots: Even for a Michigan guy, Brady is pretty cool. And I have always loved those blue Patriots jerseys.
2. Classic Coke on the rocks.
3. The new generation of Bic pens.
4. Funnel cakes.
5. Asdrubal Cabrera.

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?”

OVERRATED: Melrose Place.

UNDERRATED: Barry Melrose.

FIVE THINGS I DON’T LIKE:
1. Parades.
2. Lukewarm french fries.
3. Tim Tebow bashers.
4. X Factor.
5. The Tennis Channel.

High 5 for 01.23.12: ‘It’s Herbie Hancock. Duh.’

Posted by – January 23, 2012

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen has come a long way since Saved by the Bell.

Welcome to your Monday edition of the High 5. This is the final guest blog by Mary Poletti, who will be turning things back over to the Man of Dirt on Tuesday. It’s been a privilege.

Today’s edition is dedicated to the Philadelphia Eagles, whose 2011 season The Onion described, in the most memorable (albeit satirical) piece of football writing I read all year, as a “gorgeously incoherent chronicle of desperation and futility.” You’ll get ‘em next year, guys.

TODAY: Seinfeld debuted in 1991. I don’t know many people who feel neutral toward this show — you love it or you hate it — but it undeniably broke new ground for sitcoms.

OVERRATED: Super Bowl XLVI, which will be a battle between two teams I hate, the New England Patriots and the New York Giants. I will be rooting for the one I hate slightly less, the Giants, only because I REALLY hate the Patriots. However, I haven’t been this unimpressed by pro football since the Rams’ first couple years in St. Louis.

UNDERRATED: Major League Baseball. Only a few more weeks until pitchers and catchers report to spring training!

FOUND ON FACEBOOK: “ALPACA: The Album. Probably not coming soon to a store near you, but I have the cover photo ready just in case.”

BIRTHDAY BANTER: Remember the part in Tommy Boy where Chris Farley’s character thinks Herbie Hancock was a framer of the Constitution?

• Actress Tiffani-Amber Thiessen is 38. (That means she actually was a teenager when she played one on Saved by the Bell.)

• Royal Princess Caroline of Monaco is 55. (The eldest child of Prince Rainier and Grace Kelly. Her younger brother Prince Albert II’s visit to Hannibal still ranks among the strangest things I’ve ever covered.)

• Actor Rutger Hauer is 68. (Best known for playing a villainous New Wave android in Blade Runner.)

• Early American statesman John Hancock would be 275. (The first signer of the Declaration of Independence.)