2. But as good as The Guilt Trip was, I do want to watch a zombie movie next.

3. I’m craving a thinly sliced ham sandwich on a sesame seed bun.

4. Has anyone noticed the Cleveland Indians are … umm … real good?!

5. Are the NBA playoffs ever yet?

2. I think I’m developing gout. I need to do some more research.

3. Best ice cream sundae in Quincy is the Madison sundae at Deters Frozen Custard.

4. It’s only about three weeks until World War Z hits the theaters.

5. Somehow, the world’s largest mosquito got in our house a couple of nights ago. It was the size of Rhode Island. I had to kill it with a 2-by-4.

Stephanie March

1. I really need a haircut.

2. I also really need a snack.

3. I still love watching those old Law and Order: SVU reruns late at night. And my favorite character remains Alex Cabot, played by Stephanie March.

4. Next to the Internet, the DVR may be the best invention of our time.

5. I wonder if Al Gore also invented the DVR?

2. I’m trying to talk The Little Woman into making the journey to Hannibal, Mo., Friday night for a buffet feast at the Golden Corral. I’ll let you know how that turned out.

3. The annual Quincy Soap Box Derby is June 8. If you’ve never attended the event, try and catch some of this year’s action. It’s worth the trip out to Bob Mays Park.

4. Best bread sticks in town remain at Fazoli’s.

5. I have a coupon for Staples. You know what that means?! New office supplies!

2. Few people know this, but I played the accordion when I was young and once performed with the legendary Myron Floren.

3. The best Coke at a fast-food establishment is normally found at Burger King and Steak and Shake.

4. One of the best sandwich combos ever invented was the marriage of bacon and turkey.

5. I had coconut chicken the other night. Stay away from it. Consider this a warning.

2. Is it college football season yet?

3. I either need shirts with longer tails or to lose about 50 pounds. Looks like another trip to Casual Male Big and Tall.

4. The best pizza combination remains mushroom and pepperoni.

5. The best kind of pizza dough is the hand-tossed. The most overrated is thin crust.

2. For those of you who gel pen junkies, I recommend trying the new Energel Pearl models.

3. Did you read where The Walking Dead attracts more viewers in the 18-49 age bracket than any other show on television?

4. Steph Curry is the most exciting player in the NBA. Sorry, LeBron James.

5. The Little Woman is bit upset these days. It seems about a half dozen of her favorite shows have been canceled. “It’s very simple, honey,” I said. “You watch stupid shows.”

2. I just love to say “Asdrubal Cabrera.”

3. I weighed 175 pounds when I graduated from high school. I weigh a lot more now, but the bright side is I’ve only gained an average of 3.05 pound a year since graduating.

4. I wish Terry Francona was my neighbor.

5. Urban Meyer, too.

2. Looking forward to an exciting of dirt-track racing at Quincy Raceways. Nothing says Mother’s Day more than a night of slingin’ mud.

3. Has anyone noticed how hot the Cleveland Indians have been? America’s favorite baseball team had won 12 of its last 14 going into Sunday’s action at Detroit.

4. I think I could eat breakfast-type food three meals a day.

5. Or four.

2. And in case you were wondering, there was no dessert. There was no room.

3. In case you remember the blog note about taking Ashes to the groomer on Friday, it turned out to be much less of a disaster than I anticipated. Getting her there was brutal, but the return trip was much easier. The dog’s a pain in the butt, but I love the old mutt.

4. I just remembered that Sunday is Mother’s Day. Uh-oh. Walmart, here I come.

5. Saturday might be a great day for a milkshake.