Kenosha (Wis.) police officers have made a Christmas video that features their version of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” The cops sing about gifts from their chief that include bullets, guns, jelly doughnuts, night shifts and coffee breaks.

One officer is shown with his feet up on a desk sipping coffee. Another is sitting in front of a box of doughnuts, his nose and cheek smeared with jelly. The Associated Press reports a blurb on the department’s Web site invites people who need a laugh “during this hectic time of year” to click on the video, but the site apparently is down.

After “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” traditional versions of two more carols play as pictures, which include some officers, float across the screen. If you have nearly 10 minutes to kill ….